Last evening I sent out my monthly-esque newsletter and almost as soon as it winged through the ether an unsubscribe notice came in from MailChimp. “Darn,” says the notice, “You’ve lost a subscriber.” The reason for unsubscribing was given: “No longer interested.”

Ouch.

I’ve read the blog posts and the enlightened FB memes and I know we are not meant to take this personally, and that it’s actually good that people who aren’t aligned with us go on their merry way and that we should bless them as they go out the door. But still, in that moment not one meme prevented me from experiencing a sense of rejection – a pinching, painful ouch.

Think about it: I had once been interesting to this person who, of his own volition, signed up for my newsletter, but I had done something to lose his interest. Or so it seemed to me as I lay in bed that evening, not sleeping, and – truth be told – stewing.

Oddly, I couldn’t shake the image of snakes being thrown. Snake-throwing?

“At whom?” one must ask in any case of snake-throwing. At first, I felt that the unsubscriber had gratuitously thrown a hisser at me. He needn’t have given a reason for leaving my tiny tribe of subscribers. Was his reason meant to inject me with at least a small dose of poison? Of course, there is no way to know and of course it doesn’t really matter, but this is late-night thinking, so forgive me.

Shortly after that, I began to feel annoyed and I imagined that if I could, I might throw a snake or two at this no-longer-interested person. “You’re not interested?” I would holler. “Well, I’m even less interested in you – and here: how about a snake in your face to show you how I really feel?” Again, none of that is enlightened or makes sense, but it is honest. I mean, when you think about it, nothing could fail more utterly in demonstrating non-interest than pegging a snake at someone – but I was hurt and tired and wanted to get my own back.

At last the wound began to smart less and I started to let the whole thing go as I turned towards sleep. Another image came to me – of a beloved pet snake. I have never had a beloved pet snake, but somehow in my sleepy state, I knew what it would feel like to have a bond of beautiful trust and affection with a snake. It dawned on me that my whole enterprise – being a creator in the world, and all the teaching, performing, recording, publishing, releasing, announcing, and everything else that goes with that – is a beloved pet snake, and I would do anything to protect it from something as terrible and jarring as being thrown. Or even mocked. Or even, dare I say, to be considered uninteresting? “This snake?” I would say. “This snake is AMAZING! A genius. A lover. A sweetheart.”

“Oh,” says the unsubscriber, yawning and turning away. “Where’s the bathroom?”

And there’s the rub. My snake, so beautiful and fascinating to me, is not beautiful and fascinating to everyone else.

This is not only true of my mailing list, but also of all the other places I display my sweet snake in public. Recently, I found that someone (or ones!) had given me the old “thumbs down” on some of my Youtubes – videos which have fewer views than the number of people who could fit into the lobby of a modest sized Dunkin’ Donuts. Someone has to almost seek me out to offer their disapproval, and who knows how to parse the unlike?  Does it mean that you object to my phrasing of John Drinkwater’s lines in my setting of his poem? Or that you just hate my snake/me? And then there’s the “unliking” of my Facebook page, which also seems kind of gratuitous, in that you so rarely see postings from tiny pages like mine, so you’d have to take the time to visit and unlike me.

I am coming to understand that as long as I show my snake to the public, some of them will love it, some will hate it, and some will be frankly bored by it. If you’re putting your stuff out there, I’m sure you’re learning this, too.

What’s a snake-lover to do?

Resist the urge to vilify the ones who don’t love your snake. They might dote on rats or miniature dobermans, or they might have always wanted a snake and now you have one and it inflames something in them, or they might honestly think snakes are the most boring thing to ever slither over the face of the planet. You just don’t know.

What I’d like to do from here on out – and I know there will be more of this because my snake is distinctive and I’m taking it with me more places these days – is just say: “Ah! Not a snake-lover. Not my kind of person.”

Only when I’m well-rested will I bless them as they blow through the door.

More important is to draw my attention back from the thumbs-down brigade and back to my fascinating snake. I plan to love the dickens out of it, protect it to the best of my ability, and also to train it to be resilient and hardy to all kinds of weather. And on no account will I permit it to be thrown.

Especially by me.

 

PS – I’d love to hear about your snake.  Or your rat.  Or even your miniature doberman.  And I’d be grateful to hear what you do when someone tries to throw your little pookie, or when you’re tempted in an insane moment to throw your own darling at someone mean (or uninterested).  Leave a comment and help my snake and me, OK?